hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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