But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You work out of a Hotel?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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