are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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