Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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