pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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