genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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