I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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