it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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