I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
