let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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