oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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