I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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