Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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