Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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