I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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