This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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