so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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