: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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