I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
