Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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