remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well you can't waste a boner
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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