I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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