I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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