Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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