How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize