She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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