He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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