So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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