I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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