So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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