the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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