He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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