Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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