So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
