I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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