What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize