he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
not ubering you a puppy
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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