Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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