Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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