Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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