dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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