i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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