Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Life is so much better after having sex.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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