Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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