About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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