awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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