Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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