so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
