Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
