i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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