yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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