They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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