doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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