he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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